Your Dick Is Too Small

You want me to tell you how puny your dick is?! Well, then listen cautiously and observe closely! Your loser dick is so damn small - you cant really use it to jerk off or even pee. Its so small one might overlook it. Ill check with the measuring tape - just a few centimeters just like I thought, loser. Thats nothing to be proud off. Look at my ass no woman with an ass like that would ever let you fuck her! Did any women actually let you fuck her? Or couldnt you get it in at all?!